Atlas Juggs











{July 30, 2006}   The Promised Land, Indeed!!!

israelpam

HERE I AM, BOYS! Come to MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!! Stay tuned for more photos of ME in Israel, bababaybeeeeeeeeeee!!

How WHITE HAWT is that???

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{July 26, 2006}   My Humps

She can file my lawsuit anytime, bayabeeebeeee



{July 24, 2006}   A Thousand Words…And A Link




Look Juggs….I just can’t have you going over to Israel right now. It’s not a good time!


But Mistah President, I want to be an ‘in bed’ with the troops ovah there. I am a bloggah and bloggahs are going to change the world! Imagine what I could do for our troops ovah there!


Juggs…our troops aren’t *in* Israel. There’s troops in Afghanistan or in Iraq, but like I’ve told you before NOT IN ISRAEL!


Well, that’s even bettah. I could fly ovah to Afghanistan and finish that OBL job that you can’t seem to get done, or I could get into some real action in Iraq….I’ll do it!


I didn’t say I would send you over there you stup…


Don’t say anothah word Mistah President. I’ll do it. I think Iraq is the place for me, and when I’m done theah I’ll make a side trip and get the ‘ghan’ in ordah too.


But…


Look, I have an in with our boys. They read my blog regulahly and they love me! Besides, I’m a supahstah!


I’m bad…I’m bad…I’m going to Iraq to kill them dead, them dead and find me a jah head! Wheeeeeeeee!


What the fuck are *you* doing here in Iraq, Juggs?


Oh, Babeeeeee…you must read my blog! Hey….what does a supahstah like me need to do to ‘in bed’ with you?




Hey….that’s a mighty big gun you have theah….


I never liked black lacquer anyway, bitch!



{July 20, 2006}   This Is Not A Fish Tank


Honest to God, I’ve had some Islamic terrorist fans of mine email me and tell me the following:

YOU KNOW, ATLAS, I LOVE YOUR VLOGS. VLOG ME BAYBEE. I BELIEVE IN YOUR CAUSE. BUT I CANNOT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THIS IS A REAL FISH TANK.

And you know, they’re right. This is not a fish tank.
IT’S THE OCEAN, BAYBEEE!!!



I’m a SUPAHSTAH!!!!

Atlas vlogs The Answer

That HOT SEXY hunk of man-meat John Bolton will *finally* take me seriously DO ME, babeee! It’s a vlog….it’s a vlog…..it’s the futchah! Par-tay!



I put this on the internet.

Every single member of Hezbollah died laughing. As did Bashar Assad and Ayatollah Khameini.

Not sure if I spelled that right, I’m suffering the effects of my infidel juice.



VLOG ME! VLOG ME HARDAH!

Atlas Juggs, Deepthroat

MMMMM………infidel juice! (wink wink)

I don’t really have anything to say, just LOOK at MEEEEEEE!!!!



{July 20, 2006}   My Boobies, My Boobies!

My boobies
My boobies
The boys they love my boobies
My boobies
My boobies
Even though I am a stoogie
My boobies
My boobies
They bounce around all day
If you watch my boobies long enough
They’ll come out with you and play!



{July 19, 2006}   OMIGOD I’M SUCH A BABE

I have the best boobs EVER, people. Pictures to come! Get ready to scroll down, bitches!!!



{July 19, 2006}   MAHHHAA RUSHIE, COME TO MAMA!



et cetera