HERE I AM, BOYS! Come to MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!! Stay tuned for more photos of ME in Israel, bababaybeeeeeeeeeee!!

How WHITE HAWT is that???

She can file my lawsuit anytime, bayabeeebeeee

Look Juggs….I just can’t have you going over to Israel right now. It’s not a good time!

But Mistah President, I want to be an ‘in bed’ with the troops ovah there. I am a bloggah and bloggahs are going to change the world! Imagine what I could do for our troops ovah there!

Juggs…our troops aren’t *in* Israel. There’s troops in Afghanistan or in Iraq, but like I’ve told you before NOT IN ISRAEL!

Well, that’s even bettah. I could fly ovah to Afghanistan and finish that OBL job that you can’t seem to get done, or I could get into some real action in Iraq….I’ll do it!

I didn’t say I would send you over there you stup…

Don’t say anothah word Mistah President. I’ll do it. I think Iraq is the place for me, and when I’m done theah I’ll make a side trip and get the ‘ghan’ in ordah too.

But…

Look, I have an in with our boys. They read my blog regulahly and they love me! Besides, I’m a supahstah!

I’m bad…I’m bad…I’m going to Iraq to kill them dead, them dead and find me a jah head! Wheeeeeeeee!

What the fuck are *you* doing here in Iraq, Juggs?

Oh, Babeeeeee…you must read my blog! Hey….what does a supahstah like me need to do to ‘in bed’ with you?

Hey….that’s a mighty big gun you have theah….

I never liked black lacquer anyway, bitch!

Honest to God, I’ve had some Islamic terrorist fans of mine email me and tell me the following:

YOU KNOW, ATLAS, I LOVE YOUR VLOGS. VLOG ME BAYBEE. I BELIEVE IN YOUR CAUSE. BUT I CANNOT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THIS IS A REAL FISH TANK.

And you know, they’re right. This is not a fish tank.
IT’S THE OCEAN, BAYBEEE!!!

I’m a SUPAHSTAH!!!!

That HOT SEXY hunk of man-meat John Bolton will *finally* take me seriously DO ME, babeee! It’s a vlog….it’s a vlog…..it’s the futchah! Par-tay!

I put this on the internet.

Every single member of Hezbollah died laughing. As did Bashar Assad and Ayatollah Khameini.

Not sure if I spelled that right, I’m suffering the effects of my infidel juice.

VLOG ME! VLOG ME HARDAH!

MMMMM………infidel juice! (wink wink)

I don’t really have anything to say, just LOOK at MEEEEEEE!!!!

My boobies
My boobies
The boys they love my boobies
My boobies
My boobies
Even though I am a stoogie
My boobies
My boobies
They bounce around all day
If you watch my boobies long enough
They’ll come out with you and play!

I have the best boobs EVER, people. Pictures to come! Get ready to scroll down, bitches!!!