Atlas Juggs











LOOK AT MEEEE BAYBEE!!!! I’M MISS JULY!!!!!!

I’m MISS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

Atlas Juggs oranges in socks calendar

Heah’s me tawking to Vice President!!!! I just couldn’t stop tawking to him!!!!



{July 10, 2007}   I’m Famous, Baybee!!!

pammiepants



{September 15, 2006}   T&A

Boobies for S.H., baybeee!

(FREE MARGOT!)



{August 27, 2006}   This Is SO Not The Futchah!!!!!



{August 25, 2006}   I told ya I’m a supahstah!!!!

Atlas Juggs Jackson

P.S. What’s awl this bizness about me being a shrieking harpy, anyways????



{August 25, 2006}   TRex he loves me baybeeee!!!

I don’t undahstand wheah that shark came from though! I didn’t even notice it, but I am such a WARRIOR WOMAN it didn’t dayah fight me!

Juggs and Jaws

Click on my pitchah baybee and youse will see how much TRex loves me! (I just know it!) ROWRRR!!!

See? It’s nawt just my lovahs at PJM! Some people aw just totally jealous, dammit!



{August 25, 2006}   Check It, Bayyybeeeeeeee!!!


{August 24, 2006}   I’m too sexy for my blog

Pajamas Media does Bikini Blogging with Pamela!

Bikini blogging

Look at MEEEEEEEEE! I’m a famous international SUPAHSTAH!!! They love me, they really really LOVE MEEEE!!!

Hey! Who are these prude bitches? Jaawn, I’ll show you everything, baybee!!! Gimme the hott link lovin’ baybeeee so I can snag some of youah readahs! I’ll make you fahget all about “politics!” You know it’s all about MEEEEEEEE!!!



HEY BIG BOY. I loooooove it when you link me like that. Mama LIKES the crayzeee traffic.

P.S. Those pictures of me mudwrestling Meryl Yourish in a barrel of crude oil are in the mail.

YEAHHHHHHHHH BAYBEEEEE!!!!!!!!!



{July 30, 2006}   The Promised Land, Indeed!!!

israelpam

HERE I AM, BOYS! Come to MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!! Stay tuned for more photos of ME in Israel, bababaybeeeeeeeeeee!!

How WHITE HAWT is that???



{July 26, 2006}   My Humps

She can file my lawsuit anytime, bayabeeebeeee



{July 24, 2006}   A Thousand Words…And A Link




Look Juggs….I just can’t have you going over to Israel right now. It’s not a good time!


But Mistah President, I want to be an ‘in bed’ with the troops ovah there. I am a bloggah and bloggahs are going to change the world! Imagine what I could do for our troops ovah there!


Juggs…our troops aren’t *in* Israel. There’s troops in Afghanistan or in Iraq, but like I’ve told you before NOT IN ISRAEL!


Well, that’s even bettah. I could fly ovah to Afghanistan and finish that OBL job that you can’t seem to get done, or I could get into some real action in Iraq….I’ll do it!


I didn’t say I would send you over there you stup…


Don’t say anothah word Mistah President. I’ll do it. I think Iraq is the place for me, and when I’m done theah I’ll make a side trip and get the ‘ghan’ in ordah too.


But…


Look, I have an in with our boys. They read my blog regulahly and they love me! Besides, I’m a supahstah!


I’m bad…I’m bad…I’m going to Iraq to kill them dead, them dead and find me a jah head! Wheeeeeeeee!


What the fuck are *you* doing here in Iraq, Juggs?


Oh, Babeeeeee…you must read my blog! Hey….what does a supahstah like me need to do to ‘in bed’ with you?




Hey….that’s a mighty big gun you have theah….


I never liked black lacquer anyway, bitch!



{July 20, 2006}   This Is Not A Fish Tank


Honest to God, I’ve had some Islamic terrorist fans of mine email me and tell me the following:

YOU KNOW, ATLAS, I LOVE YOUR VLOGS. VLOG ME BAYBEE. I BELIEVE IN YOUR CAUSE. BUT I CANNOT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT THIS IS A REAL FISH TANK.

And you know, they’re right. This is not a fish tank.
IT’S THE OCEAN, BAYBEEE!!!



I’m a SUPAHSTAH!!!!

Atlas vlogs The Answer

That HOT SEXY hunk of man-meat John Bolton will *finally* take me seriously DO ME, babeee! It’s a vlog….it’s a vlog…..it’s the futchah! Par-tay!



I put this on the internet.

Every single member of Hezbollah died laughing. As did Bashar Assad and Ayatollah Khameini.

Not sure if I spelled that right, I’m suffering the effects of my infidel juice.



VLOG ME! VLOG ME HARDAH!

Atlas Juggs, Deepthroat

MMMMM………infidel juice! (wink wink)

I don’t really have anything to say, just LOOK at MEEEEEEE!!!!



{July 20, 2006}   My Boobies, My Boobies!

My boobies
My boobies
The boys they love my boobies
My boobies
My boobies
Even though I am a stoogie
My boobies
My boobies
They bounce around all day
If you watch my boobies long enough
They’ll come out with you and play!



{July 19, 2006}   OMIGOD I’M SUCH A BABE

I have the best boobs EVER, people. Pictures to come! Get ready to scroll down, bitches!!!



{July 19, 2006}   MAHHHAA RUSHIE, COME TO MAMA!



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